when the moon hits ur eye like a big pizza pie
Me: *doesn’t feel like it*
"i can’t eat that, i’ll get fat"
"i can’t sleep in late today i have to do work"
"no i can’t watch a whole season in one go that’s lazy"
me: *makes an #iconic post*
person: *deletes my caption*
me on the inside: [deleting my captions won’t stop your posts from flopping you ugly edgeless bitch moisturize your knees before you come for me and mines like are you that jealous? are you that fucking jealous that you needed to erase my legacy? go fix your disgusting teeth. no man could EVER love a crooked eyebrow bitch like you]